What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 13:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

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So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

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Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

Why is my ex still keeping in touch with me even though she dumped me?

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Then came..

Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why does my penis look like a mushroom when it gets big?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

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Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

How do people move on so quickly? I’m still sprung over someone I was dating and he found someone else so fast. I feel hurt because I’m still head over heels over him while he’s out enjoying his life with someone new

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

Why does everyone hate Anthony Joshua so much? I get that he isn’t the best heavyweight boxer ever but people claim he’s a no skill fighter but he has an Olympic gold medal, a world championship, and beat Klitschko, a dominant force in boxing

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

share office space ...

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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